The Mindy Project’s 10 Best Quotes

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9. A Typical Saturday Night

“I fell asleep watching the movie Amelie, and when I woke up, I had spilled so much red wine on myself that I thought for a second I had been shot.” (“In the Club,” Season 1, Episode 3)

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8. Being Single

“If we are still single in 5 years and we haven’t found anybody, can we make a pact? That we will kill each other.” (“Josh and Mindy’s Christmas Party,” Season 1, Episode 9)

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7. Finding True Love

“Maybe I won’t get married. Maybe I’ll just do one of those ‘Eat Pray Love’ things. Ugh, I don’t want to pray. Forget it. I’ll just die alone.” (“Pilot,” Season 1, Episode 1)

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6. A Personal Crisis

“My TV is broken and I cannot be alone with my thoughts. I’m coming back from an enemy’s wedding.” (“Music Festival,” Season 2, Episode 3)

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5. What Women Want

“No girl has ever been like: ‘I wish you had a flatter stomach.’ They were like; ‘I wish you made more money.'” (“Harry and Sally,” Season 1, Episode 13)

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4. Sharing Secrets

“You secret is safe with me. Largely because I don’t care, and I’ll probably forget.” (“Hooking Up is Hard,” Season 1, Episode 12)

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3. True Feelings

“It doesn’t need to be true, I just need to hear it. I do this with guys all the time.” (“Pilot,” Season 1, Episode 1)

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2. Exercise

“I’m going to take the stairs instead of taking the elevator. Escalator, maybe. Baby steps.” (“Pilot,” Season 1, Episode 1)

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1. Basic Principles

“I don’t want to go to your stupid party. But you know what? I should have been invited.” (“Pretty Man,” Season 1, Episode 20)

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